Vehicle in pursuit...


Sometimes people become heroic by random selection weather they're given a ring by an alien or they find a walking stick that turns into thor's hammer. All that remains is coming up with a cool costume.

So you want to be a vigilante superhero but until you become well known, its not like the president, the police commissioner or even the elementary school crossing guard is going to call you to handle any type of emergency. But you still want to make a difference so where to begin. How about car chases. The police really can't do anything because of procedure so they're stuck hoping the "suspects" run of gas or oj tells his driver to pull over. And are they really just "suspects". I mean, geeze, even over-intoxicated drunks with their linkin park music turned up past loud know to pull over at 2:30 am when the red and blue are flashing in their rear view mirrors. So yea, they're bad guys. The best part is that this stuff is always on tv so once you see every other local news station start showing live footage of a vehicle in pursuit, take your super charged car and ram their bumpers, shoot their tires or throw paint on their windshield. The police will be happy, the news anchors will be please and you will have made the street safer for all of america. Well, at least starting in your city.

Apparently my driveway is now used to dump stolen vehicles because here's this souped up camaro (?) with a rear spoiler, mag tires and primered ready to be painted. There's also a transformers logo on the front and back of the vehicle. Someone just left it here without a note or anything. What the hell am I suppose to do with thi....hey, wait a minute. Do I need to find a cape to wear?